refan:

 

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disembodiedangelfeet:

acciobong:

By “people,” I guess Neville thought Ron meant the Dark Lord.

Go big or go home

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un-organized-chaos:

Dinosaurs eat man.

Women inherit the earth.

un-organized-chaos:

Dinosaurs eat man.

Women inherit the earth.

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dreamybean:

starfleetinginterest:

what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent

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zillatamer:

letterstogodptiii:

tea-books-and-blankets:

yaygocats:

discomplete:

“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography

“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.

“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy 

“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book

a pop up book

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ralkana:

OH MY GOD YOU GUYS. How have I never, ever seen this before?!
(hat tip to bethbethbeth01 for pointing this out!)

ralkana:

OH MY GOD YOU GUYS. How have I never, ever seen this before?!

(hat tip to bethbethbeth01 for pointing this out!)

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mercuuu:

I’M CRYING THIS IS PERFECT

mercuuu:

I’M CRYING THIS IS PERFECT

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evallannn:

Surprise motherfucker

evallannn:

Surprise motherfucker

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sir-and-hisgirl:

submissivefeminist:

Wax Play Tips
Before beginning wax play, be sure all parties agree on a safeword.
Most candles burn from 120-140 degrees Fahrenheit. Keeping the candle at a distance from the receiver’s body will help cool the wax before it touches them.
Harder, more expensive, colored, and scented candles burn at higher temperatures.
Low temperature candles are available specifically for wax play.
Be mindful of any allergies. Soy candles are common, and soy is an allergen to some. Also, the scents and colors in some candles can irritate some people. For best results, use a white, unscented Paraffin candle.
Read up on burn safety before playing.
Supplies
Mineral oil/baby oil: This makes clean-up a lot easier if you rub it on the receiver before dripping wax onto them.
Cool, damp washcloth: If the wax burns too much, a cool cloth can sooth the burn quickly and calm the bottom party.
Small bucket of water: With any fire play, it’s really best to have a way to put out any accidental fires. While unlikely, it doesn’t hurt to be safe. 
Hard surface: A lot of people do wax play on their beds, but be sure to have a table or hard, flat surface nearby to put the candle down in the case where the bottom party needs emergency assistance.
Cheap sheet or tarp: Depending on the level of play, it might be a good idea to put something down under the receiver before dripping wax all over your nice sheets or carpet, etc.
I hope this helps anyone looking into wax play. Stay safe and have fun!
xx SF

Don’t forget we still have candles yet to play with Sir :)
-Your girl

sir-and-hisgirl:

submissivefeminist:

Wax Play Tips

  • Before beginning wax play, be sure all parties agree on a safeword.
  • Most candles burn from 120-140 degrees Fahrenheit. Keeping the candle at a distance from the receiver’s body will help cool the wax before it touches them.
  • Harder, more expensive, colored, and scented candles burn at higher temperatures.
  • Low temperature candles are available specifically for wax play.
  • Be mindful of any allergies. Soy candles are common, and soy is an allergen to some. Also, the scents and colors in some candles can irritate some people. For best results, use a white, unscented Paraffin candle.
  • Read up on burn safety before playing.

Supplies

  • Mineral oil/baby oil: This makes clean-up a lot easier if you rub it on the receiver before dripping wax onto them.
  • Cool, damp washcloth: If the wax burns too much, a cool cloth can sooth the burn quickly and calm the bottom party.
  • Small bucket of water: With any fire play, it’s really best to have a way to put out any accidental fires. While unlikely, it doesn’t hurt to be safe. 
  • Hard surface: A lot of people do wax play on their beds, but be sure to have a table or hard, flat surface nearby to put the candle down in the case where the bottom party needs emergency assistance.
  • Cheap sheet or tarp: Depending on the level of play, it might be a good idea to put something down under the receiver before dripping wax all over your nice sheets or carpet, etc.

I hope this helps anyone looking into wax play. Stay safe and have fun!

xx SF

Don’t forget we still have candles yet to play with Sir :)

-Your girl

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"I knew who I was this morning, but I’ve changed a few times since then."

—  Lewis Carroll, Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland & Through the Looking-Glass  (via pictuready)

(Source: larmoyante, via inflatableheart)

snh-snh-snh:

I keep thinking oh man, I’m so immature. How am I allowed to be an adult.

Then I spend time with teenagers.

And it’s like, wow, okay, yeah. I am an adult. I am so adult. Look at me adulting all over the place.

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fishingboatproceeds:

rezzanleite:

On April 15 1989 , 24,000 Liverpool fans travelled to a football match. 96 never returned home.

The Hillsborough disaster occurred 25 year ago today. For decades, fans were blamed for the deaths of their family members and friends, and they were accused of stealing wallets from corpses. It was all lies concocted by the authorities—including elected officials—and spread by tabloids.
In the picture you see above, two young supporters of rival clubs—Liverpool and Everton—stand together to honor the memory of the 96 and to thank those who’ve battled for decades to uncover the truth. 

fishingboatproceeds:

rezzanleite:

On April 15 1989 , 24,000 Liverpool fans travelled to a football match. 96 never returned home.

The Hillsborough disaster occurred 25 year ago today. For decades, fans were blamed for the deaths of their family members and friends, and they were accused of stealing wallets from corpses. It was all lies concocted by the authorities—including elected officials—and spread by tabloids.

In the picture you see above, two young supporters of rival clubs—Liverpool and Everton—stand together to honor the memory of the 96 and to thank those who’ve battled for decades to uncover the truth. 

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in-love-with-gay-milk:

jakemalik:

how to have a great start to your day

step 1:

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step 2:

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step 3:

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Have a really hot almost naked guy fall out of your bed? Sounds about right.

(Source: hi, via ellipsisthegreat)